Pay Enthusiast Prints

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

'I received matching offers.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Making Money.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'