Compensation Enthusiast Gifts

"The salary is excellent and the benefits are outstanding. So... which would you prefer?"

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'Actually I'd like to claim against you. I tripped over your junk mail.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Geoffrey Rush

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

GP pay award wheel.

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

"I propose we meet in the middle."

"Fixed-term contracts, social benefits, pension plans, health insurance. . . we have nothing to complain about. And that's why we're on strike!"

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

Will work for humongous bonus.

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.