Pay Raise Enthusiast Gifts

GP pay award wheel.

"Johnson suggests the same thing every month...that we give him more money."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'I see you gave in to your secretary's request for a salary increase!'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'A raise? Listen, Pomeroy -- you know how I feel about clumsy attempts to fine-tune the economy!'

"I knew there would be a catch."

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'Have you seen these figures?' - 'I refuse to answer, on the grounds it may effect my next pay rise.'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."

"The salary is excellent and the benefits are outstanding. So... which would you prefer?"

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"The boss is not available. You could ask his computer for a raise, but that's down, too."

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'I can't hear you. Fred, did you get the raise?'

"Anne, you get a promotion. Jim, you get a raise. And Bob, to be politically correct, you get a participation trophy."

See district directors/refer to supervisors/apply to assistant managers/inquire of clerks/members of bureacracy demand higher wages.

'It doesn't bother me that I don't know what I'm doing. I'm paid vast amounts of money.'

Number of Days Without a Rise

"For the first year, you get a cost-of-living raise every three months. Then, you hit the donut hole."