Pay Raise Activist Gifts

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"Defunding increases aggression."

GP pay award wheel.

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Time for a Raise

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

"Staff are always complaining about conditions, we need to make them see how well they actually do in comparison to workers in other areas..."

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Number of Days Without a Rise

'For today's civics lesson, look outside the window, where there's a peaceful demonstration against union-busting.'

It's Time for A Minimum Wage Increase!

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

"There's no glass ceiling at this firm, but if you did find one...you'd be expected to clean it."

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