Pay Raise Campaigner Gifts

Number of Days Without a Rise

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Palin 2012

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

Jerry Brown.

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Fahrenheit 911.

'I want to discuss my salary!'

Now You're Talking

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I did get a raise. Could that be it?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

"That's how my boss looks when I ask for a raise."

You wanted to see me, boss? Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote? Wink wink wink.

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"I asked the boss for a raise..."

Vote

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'