Income Activist Gifts

Back to Work

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"While you were fighting for an equal number of slices, I was lobbying to deregulate their size!"

Wall Street In Jail

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Member of two trade unions

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

Wildcat Strike.

Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

What's a CEO's motivation?

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Trickle down...

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

Engineered Consumption

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

Capitalism