Employment Activist Gifts

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

Member of two trade unions

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

Wildcat Strike.

'Tread carefully...it's her extended unfair dismissal qualification period.'

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

ASDA Redundancies

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'