Workplace Activist Gifts

"There's no glass ceiling at this firm, but if you did find one...you'd be expected to clean it."

"I don't know what the problem is with zero hours contracts...They always worked well for me!"

"We're getting pressure to hire more females."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Member of two trade unions

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

Wildcat Strike.

Labor abuse

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

Man to new female employ "...As for sexism, that's not something you'll have to worry your pretty little head about"

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'