Workplace Activist Gifts

"There's no glass ceiling at this firm, but if you did find one...you'd be expected to clean it."

"I don't know what the problem is with zero hours contracts...They always worked well for me!"

"We're getting pressure to hire more females."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Member of two trade unions

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

Wildcat Strike.

ASDA Redundancies

Labor abuse

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'