Unemployment Advocate Gifts

'This is called waiting by the phone for months.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

It's a dogs life

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

NDAs for non VIPs

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

Ed Miliband

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

ASDA Redundancies

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'It's work, work, work, seven days a week. Want to start a union?'

Office Bldg. Being replaced by a computer is one thing, but an app is really humiliating.

Replaced by a Robot...

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.