Employment Justice Crusader Gifts

'You were fired after 25 years of hard and reliable work? Wow... I bet now you know how it feels to be treated like a dog!'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Pennybags Monster

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

ASDA Redundancies

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

But I Can't Afford to Accept Economic Reality!

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.