Employment Advocate Gifts

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- Does it have portable benefits?'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Motivation to work

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Statue of Female Executive

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

NDAs for non VIPs

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Women Possibilities

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'HR fired me because of an 'unstable job demand'. When I demanded a decent wage, they said I was unstable.'

ASDA Redundancies

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'