Employment Advocacy Gifts

"I don't want severance pay but I'm growing tired of sufferance pay."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Motivation to work

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'HR fired me because of an 'unstable job demand'. When I demanded a decent wage, they said I was unstable.'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

Office Bldg. Being replaced by a computer is one thing, but an app is really humiliating.

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

ASDA Redundancies

Replaced by a Robot...

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

"...as far as most of us are concerned you're just one of the chaps!"

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

"Excuse me, sir. Could I please have a word about the motivational posters?"

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

'You can't sack me just because I'm totally useless. That's discrimination against totally useless people.'