Unemployment Advocate Pillows

'This is called waiting by the phone for months.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

It's a dogs life

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'It's work, work, work, seven days a week. Want to start a union?'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Ed Miliband

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

Replaced by a Robot...

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'