Financial Activist Gifts

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

Wall Street In Jail

"My ailment is I can't afford healthcare."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Student Debt

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Breaking Through

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

I Want to be a Drone President

"Defunding increases aggression."

Homeless man being offered pre-approved mortgage loan

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

'Isn't that your stockbroker?'

Graduation Bill.

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

Running Inflation

Engineered Consumption

One Man, One Vote

'Insurance Tactic No. 472: Bully the victim into not making a claim.'

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

How do ordinary people feel about the pandora papers?

"Personally, I prefer seeing the graduates dance across the stage."