Financial Activist Pillows

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

Wall Street In Jail

"My ailment is I can't afford healthcare."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Student Debt

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Breaking Through

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

"Defunding increases aggression."

Homeless man being offered pre-approved mortgage loan

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

'Isn't that your stockbroker?'

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

Engineered Consumption

Running Inflation

'Insurance Tactic No. 472: Bully the victim into not making a claim.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"Personally, I prefer seeing the graduates dance across the stage."

How do ordinary people feel about the pandora papers?

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

'You have a payment disorder.'

Predatory Loan Corp.