Payday Enthusiast Gifts

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"Guess what, Mark - We all got raises."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"The company nurse sent over Henderson because he has a pay raise deficiency."

'Indian art. It reminds me of coming home on pay day.'

'I prefer to be paid six monthly, my wife only kisses me on pay day.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"Casual Payday."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.