Payday Dreamers Gifts

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"Casual Payday."

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

Mount Everest.

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

We are here!

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

Egyptian Dog House.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Mountain climber error.

A Real Working Vacation.

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Job job job - whack! - Bills bills bills.

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

Is this about an increase? Yes, a longer chain please!

'Damn - Euro's from heaven!'

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"My take home pay must have gone to someone else's house."