Payday Dreamer Gifts

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Congratulations you have just made our one millionth request for a raise!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

'You may have three mergers.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Breaking Through

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

Doggie Heaven

Mount Everest.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

We are here!

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Bank Checking Accounts. Yes, deposits are guaranteed, sir --- but withdrawals aren't.

Egyptian Dog House.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

Mountain climber error.

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"Guess what, Mark - We all got raises."

'Dollar'

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

"All you gotta do for a million bucks, big guy, is show up on weekends and run down the field with this ball."

'Because it's there.' (asking for a loan at huge vault)

Money is the Incentive.