Pension Dreamer Gifts

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Waiting for retirement.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Best Places to Retire

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

"I want a pony!"

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Saving for Retirement.

"Do you call this a business plan?"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'