Retirement Dreamer Gifts

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

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Retiring from the rat race

'The best time to start to think about your retirement is before your boss does. It's never too soon to think about retirement planning.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'My wife has increased the retirement age to 75...'

"Some days I think of retiring. But at my age, I'm not sure I'm up to it."

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

'Don't get me started about the poor...because of them I can't afford to retire.'

"You said we were going to age in place, and this is my place."

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'If you want to prepare for you retirement, why don't you buy a bank like I did?'

At least their adviser was good at explaining things.

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

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'My long-range goal is 'downsized and out' - with pension and stock options - in 12 years.'

A locksmith selling keys for $1 Million a Piece says, 'I figure that if I can just sell one key, I can retire.'

"We need 80% of our pre-retirement income for retirement."

It seems rather late to be taking out a retirement pension. I suggest you start doing the lottery instead.

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

"He's been doing the number-crunching ever since he saw the budget forecast..."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only provide financial advice. You're on your own to figure out how to survive being together all day every day."

'We've got to get our clients to think of long term investments. By long term, I man until we retire.'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Remember back in the old days...when we were retired...'

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"It's never too late to improve the deficit in your retirement savings - ever considered a life of crime?"

"Retire! What if I want to go to College...?"

'We have a problem...you're still around but your old-age retirement savings no longer exist!'

"Me? I'll quit when it stops being fun."