Early Retirement Dreamer Gifts

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'No, I wouldn't like to watch a sun set while we have a little hypothetical chat about early retirement.'

My dad is calling me his 'little insurance' because he is investing vast sums in my education to make sure I'll get a good job. Thereby he can retire at 36.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Best Places to Retire

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Saving for Retirement.

'What do you mean retired? You're only four years old!'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Do you call this a business plan?"