Pension Dreamer T-Shirts

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Waiting for retirement.

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Best Places to Retire

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

"I want a pony!"

Saving for Retirement.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"Do you call this a business plan?"

Lord Byron

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'