The Retirement Dreamer T-Shirts

Celebrate their retirement dreams with t-shirts that inspire adventure! Fun, comfortable, and full of positivity, these tees are ideal for dreaming big and enjoying the journey.

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"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!" mockup

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

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"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt" mockup

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

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'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.' mockup

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

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"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days" mockup

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'” mockup

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go." mockup

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!" mockup

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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Waiting for retirement.

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!' mockup

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

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Best Places to Retire

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'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.' mockup

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

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'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.' mockup

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

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Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals. mockup

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

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"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?" mockup

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

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"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair." mockup

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

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'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.' mockup

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

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Saving for Retirement.

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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"Do you call this a business plan?" mockup

"Do you call this a business plan?"

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"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year." mockup

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

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If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire. mockup

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

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"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

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