Parenthood Dreamer T-Shirts

IVF assessment centre.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"I hear you may do a baby."

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Mom says she has a souffl

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"You'll find they stay pretty needy 'til about 300 months."

'Well, great! I raise you to be a vicious bird of prey, and you wanna be a songbird!'

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

'When are you going to take it out of its original package?'