Parenthood Dreamer Mugs

IVF assessment centre.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby pram as a tank

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"I hear you may do a baby."

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Mom says she has a souffl

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Ted, you won't climb the corporate ladder if you keep taking paternity leave!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"You'll find they stay pretty needy 'til about 300 months."

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

Maternity Arrivals

'When are you going to take it out of its original package?'

'Well, great! I raise you to be a vicious bird of prey, and you wanna be a songbird!'