Motherhood Dreamer T-Shirts

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Tree house.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

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'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Preparing for a new arrival

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'