Pyramid Dreamer Gifts

Egyptian Dog House.

Egypt in future

Tourists

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Don Quixote

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Child in a bear suit.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

How they did it . . .

"I want a pony!"

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Ballon escapee

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."