Progressive Dreamer Gifts

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

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I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Man propelled by love

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Giraffe Portrait

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Space for Lease.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Looking for a muse, love?'

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."