Radical Dreamer Gifts

'I've had it with this job!! I wanna be a lumberjack!!'

New Year Revolution

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Pipe Dream.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

What else is there to wish for?

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Imagine

'All good things must come to an end.'

Phoenix

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Citizen of the world.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Leaves falling out of a painting.