Progress Dreamer Gifts

The Change Highway

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Geek fairies

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."