Pyramid Schemer Gifts

Are you or someone you know a strategic thinker who loves a good puzzle? Our pyramid schemer-themed products are designed to bring out the clever and mischievous spirit in everyone. From witty t-shirts to fun prints and mugs, these gifts are perfect for those who enjoy outsmarting the system and having a laugh along the way.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"I told him not to get side-tracked in Accounting, but would he listen?"

"I told him not to get side-tracked in Accounting, but would he listen?" mockup

"I told him not to get side-tracked in Accounting, but would he listen?"

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"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..." mockup

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

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'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.' mockup

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

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"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes." mockup

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

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"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies." mockup

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

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"Writer's block?"

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"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy." mockup

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

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IMHOtep

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.' mockup

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

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'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!' mockup

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

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'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.' mockup

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

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Ancient Egyptian Curser

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Egyptian Dog House.

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"We will go with the timber frame ones."

"We will go with the timber frame ones." mockup

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

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"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

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