Pyramid Schemer Mugs

"I told him not to get side-tracked in Accounting, but would he listen?"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Writer's block?"

IMHOtep

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.

Egyptian Dog House.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

"This is an imaginative expenses claim. I wish we could use those skills of yours in the business."

You're saying aliens built the Great Pyramid of Giza? Either that, or ancient mankind had reached outer space. The Great Pyramid of Giza is at the exact geometric center of earth's landmasses. You can't know where that is unless you're looking down from orbit ... or unless it's just dumb luck. Too late. Case closed. I've settled it. All counter-arguments are fake news.

'Them...? That's our multi-level marketing crowd...'

Egyptian: 'I want you to build a 3-D triangle for the Pharaoh.' Slave says, 'Sounds like some kind of pyramid scheme.'

"I thought you said centimetres..."

"This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language."

Pyramid Blueprints

"I lost my hunger a long time ago, but luckily, I found my greed."

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

Egypt in future

The Mystery of the Pyramids

"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."

Egypt Home Depot. Pyramid Plan. Hey, Akhmed! Where do we keep the one million limestone blocks?

"How many times I gotta tell ya, Louie...we;re into cyber crime these days...No one dresses like dat for cyber crime."

"You see, the other guys can do the hunting and gathering, and we'll be the POLITICIANS!"

Bottom feeders.