Pyramid Schemer Pillows

"I told him not to get side-tracked in Accounting, but would he listen?"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Writer's block?"

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

IMHOtep

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

Egyptian Dog House.

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

"This is an imaginative expenses claim. I wish we could use those skills of yours in the business."

"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."

'Them...? That's our multi-level marketing crowd...'

Egyptian: 'I want you to build a 3-D triangle for the Pharaoh.' Slave says, 'Sounds like some kind of pyramid scheme.'

"I thought you said centimetres..."

Pyramid Blueprints

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

"This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language."

The Mystery of the Pyramids

Egypt in future

"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."

"How many times I gotta tell ya, Louie...we;re into cyber crime these days...No one dresses like dat for cyber crime."

"You see, the other guys can do the hunting and gathering, and we'll be the POLITICIANS!"

Bottom feeders.