Pyramid Puzzler Mugs

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

You're saying aliens built the Great Pyramid of Giza? Either that, or ancient mankind had reached outer space. The Great Pyramid of Giza is at the exact geometric center of earth's landmasses. You can't know where that is unless you're looking down from orbit ... or unless it's just dumb luck. Too late. Case closed. I've settled it. All counter-arguments are fake news.

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

The Mystery of the Pyramids

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Seagiraffes

Tourists

Thinking Gears

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

The Map of the human brain

Light Bulb Moment

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Life of Pi

Cut Price

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Backfire

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You know too much,'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'