Pyramid Techie Gifts

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"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Writer's block?"

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Pyramid UFO...

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Those knuckleheads!"

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.

Pyramid Graffiti

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics