Pyramid Picture Taker Gifts

Pyramid Snail

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Tourists in Egypt

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Writer's block?"

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

IMHOtep

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Pyramid UFO...

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

Museum.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Sand Pyramids

"It's a fixer upper."

"Those knuckleheads!"

Playing Pyramids

Carbon Dating Agency

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'