Pyramid Picture Taker Prints

Pyramid Snail

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Tourists in Egypt

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Writer's block?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

IMHOtep

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Pyramid UFO...

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Museum.

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Mummy Tourists

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Sand Pyramids

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

Playing Pyramids

"It's a fixer upper."

Carbon Dating Agency

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'