Pyramid Fan Prints

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"It's a fixer upper."

Ancient Egyptians

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Darn autocorrect!"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Mummy Tourists

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Rembrandt's Selfies

Sand Pyramids

Mummies for Dummies

Playing Pyramids