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"We will go with the timber frame ones."

I'm sick of living on the top floor.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"It's a fixer upper."

Ancient Egyptians

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Radiator jazz player

The Da Vinci Cod

"Darn autocorrect!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Mummy Tourists

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'