Pythagorean Fan T-Shirts

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pirate

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Running

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

Atlasyphus.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Poirots of the Caribbean

"It's a fixer upper."