Traditional Paradox Fan T-Shirts

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Da Vinci Cod

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The Running of the Brie

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Draw!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The man who discovered smoke

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0