Legacy Tradition Fan T-Shirts

Yale shadow

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

The Da Vinci Cod

Senior Jeopardy!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

You're my Venus

The Running of the Brie

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Maypole

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Shall I be mother?

Crap others threw out

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Angels making snow humans

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'