Traditional Paradox Fan Gifts

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Da Vinci Cod

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Running of the Brie

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Draw!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

I'm With Stooped

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''