Cat Paradox Fan Gifts

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Bat

Baskerville Tabby.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

Cat chess

Grumpy Cow

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

'My wish didn't come true...'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

"You're fired."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

Cat Cinema

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'