Cat Paradox Fan T-Shirts

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Bat

Baskerville Tabby.

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Cat chess

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Grumpy Cow

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

Cat Cinema

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

'I'm not a cat, you fool! I'm a terrier!'

'No, birds, mostly.'