Cat Paradox Ponderer T-Shirts

'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The Artist

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Inventing Time Travel

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

A psychic mows the lawn.