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'They didn't know I was in his backpack when they performed the Heimlich maneuver on him.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat Reunion

Woman escapes with cats.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."