Feline Fiasco Fan Gifts

'They didn't know I was in his backpack when they performed the Heimlich maneuver on him.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cat Towels

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."