Palindrome Fan Gifts

Senile Felines.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Drunk, yet orderly"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Spam in Hell.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Dinosaur Group Think

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Lawyers On A Plane.

Palindrome school.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Gym/Tan/Donut

The Sedentary Dead.

"It's a fixer upper."

Old Yarns

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Tic tac toe.

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"It's good luck."