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My Hierarchy of Needs

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'This is not what they told me at the job fair.'

Rising damp's not a problem.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'No benefits, no time and a half. It's like we're slaves or something.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

'You may be the architect, but the pharaoh doesn't like it.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Pyramid Graffiti

Inspiration for the Pyramid.

Pyramids 'R' Us.

'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'

'I'll take a pyramid, clad in limestone and king size.'

'This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language.'

Secrets of the Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

"The only artifact that's lasted 4,000 years appears to be the sacrificial fruitcake."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"This pyramid is a terrific idea but how are you going to move two million plus limestone blocks, weighing an average two and half tons each, over to this location?"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Well, what do you expect if they only use cheap labour?"

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

Sand Pyramids

Mummy Tourists

"With this design you don't have to worry about being tipped over on Halloween."

Pyramid Dog House.

Mummy peeks out of a pyramid.